Why Steve Was Late: 101 Exceptional Excuses for Terrible Timekeeping

A laugh-out-loud funny book of excuses for terrible timekeeping. Why Steve Was Late is a book of hilarious (and even - occasionally - plausible!) reasons for tardiness, handily dreamed up by someone else. Here are 101 real corkers for you to enjoy And maybe even borrow... - Overcome by the urge to alphabetise my pets - Forgot how trousers work - Became temporarily feral - Got stuck in a romantic montage